Neil Andrew is an occasional teacher and frequent avocado-objector.

He has been an ardent fan of horse racing for as long as he can remember (which is not very long nowadays), and has had several pieces published in the Racing Post.

Neil has recently ‘taken a career break’ (had a mid-life crisis) and is searching for possible answers, and possible questions to the possible answers, at racecourses around Britain.

He has an adorable and VERY understanding family. This is the first time he has done anything this absurd.